- Turner: What now?
- Lucian Knapp: Now we wait for the phone to ring.
- Turner: Hmm. Don't worry. I'm sure something bad will happen soon.
- Turner: By the way, this is the part that I hate the most.
- Lucian Knapp: What's that?
- Turner: Packing. Leaving. As soon as they come home, it always seems like we've overstayed our welcome.
- Lucian Knapp: Yep.
- Turner: It's awkward. It's like "Oh, so you're still here. Hmm, well, we're gonna need this room back." One moment, you're their friend, their priest, their savior, the next you're just a memento - and it's not just on their end. I mean, when the job's done, I can never think of anything to say to them.
- Lucian Knapp: You could always bring up the fee.
- Turner: And how come I always get landed with the billing?
- Lucian Knapp: Because I do all the shooting.
- Latimer King: This doesn't make sense. None of this makes any sense.
- Lucian Knapp: Oh, a woman drowns her kids, a man kills his pregnant wife, hamsters eat their own - what makes sense?
- Latimer King: Ha-ha-ha! It's too neat, man. It's too neat.
- Lucian Knapp: You know what I like?
- Latimer King: What?
- Lucian Knapp: I like neat.
- Latimer King: I like neat, but I do not like TOO neat.
- Latimer King: [with a clue to track down] You wanna take a ride?
- Lucian Knapp: No, I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna watch Turner clean up, then I'm gonna get paid, and then I'm gonna leave without saying goodbye to anyone.
- Lucian Knapp: Claire Phillips - who killed her?
- Jerry: How the hell should I know?
- Lucian Knapp: I don't know. You're a worm. Worms know things.
- Lucian Knapp: Your daughter was dating a man last year.
- Annie Phillips: What about him?
- Lucian Knapp: What was his name?
- Annie Phillips: He had a funny name, like you. Emerson something.
- Lucian Knapp: Jaynes.
- Annie Phillips: Yeah, that was it.
- Lucian Knapp: Did you ever meet him?
- Annie Phillips: No. He was real secretive. I used to call him Snuffleupagus, Big Bird's imaginary friend, the woolly mammoth.
- Lucian Knapp: Mm. Why was he so secretive?
- Annie Phillips: Well, that was a secret, too. I think he thought he was too good for me because of the drinkin'.
- Latimer King: You know, my dad used to say, "Boy, don't you ever thank a man for doin' his job. You just make sure you do yours, also."
- Latimer King: You know, Virgil was a really great warrior. When a warrior dies in battle, it's a great honor.
- Leopold Cain: Do you believe that?
- Latimer King: No, but Virgil did.