- Clarence Singer: They're unarmed, Bob.
- Reverend Farnsworth: That's not true! We're wearing the armour of faith and wielding the sword of righteousness!
- Clarence Singer: Do you? Well, get back to me when you've got the Holy Hand Grenade.
- Clarence Singer: What are you waiting for?
- Sherry Morgan: Is this a bad time to mention that I'm really really claustrophobic?
- Clarence Singer: Well I'm a deathaphobic. Get in the fucking basement!
- Clarence Singer: Ow fuck! I've been shot
- Sherry Morgan: Oh shit. Is it bad?
- Clarence Singer: Have you ever been shot when it's good?
- Clarence Singer: Alright pal, you want us come and get us. The joke's on you 'cause I already lost most of my brain cells to heavy drinking.