- Justin Walker: So wait, we're not having Christmas? Well, that sucks!
- Nora Walker: We are having Christmas and Hanukkah. Both. Bells, whistles, latkas, ornaments, carols, the works.
- Kitty Walker: I think it's great. I think it's great that we're finally embracing our multiculturalism. Uncle Saul will be in heaven. Wait a minute, Martha Stewart has Hanukkah recipes?
- Paige Whedon: I don't *want* to be Jewish, I thought we *are* Jewish.
- Nora Walker: We're secular humanists, honey.
- Paige Whedon: Secu-what?
- Sarah Whedon: Okay, Mrs Sartre, that's enough.
- Nora Walker: [to Holly] I came here to forgive you. From the bottom of my heart. William was a strong and generous man, and he always took care of the people he loved. The thing is, he loved two women. It's as simple as that.