- [first lines]
- Jeebs: [regarding an Atomoman comic book] You believe humans read this junk?
- Frank the Pug: Sugarcoats the plight of aliens living on Earth, let me tell ya.
- Jeebs: [scoffs] Funny books: they're a tissue of lies!
- Frank the Pug: Yeah, you don't see *me* wearing a cape like that guy from planet, uh... whatchacall?
- Jeebs: Oh, yeah yeah, I know the one you mean. Uh, leaps tall, uh, uh, something or another, and, uh, he's faster than somethin'.
- Frank the Pug: That's him! Rockets to Earth, and what's he get? Lovin' parents, good looks, a career in journalism, and *babes*.
- Jeebs: And he does it all in a leotard!
- Frank the Pug: Ooh, muy macho!
- Jeebs: Can you believe we're talkin' like he's real?
- Frank the Pug: ...He's not?