Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Book of Corrine (2006)
Paul Rudd: TV Host, Ang Lee, Sock Puppets, Jasper the Douchebag Ghost
Quotes
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Man : Hiya Casper! Hey!
[yanking down man's pants]
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : Someone call UPS there's a little package that needs to be delivered.
Man : Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost?
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : IDIOT! I'm his brother Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Singer : Jasper the Douchebag Ghost, the douchiest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : FUCK YOU! Lick my sack, ya fairy!
Singer : He's so damned rude and so damned crude. Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Pastor : [Jasper enters the body of a deceased woman] We will all miss Annie. But she has gone to a better place.
[Annie suddenly rises]
Herman : Oh grandma. I knew you weren't dead.
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : You know Herman, you were always my least favorite grandchild.
[laughing]
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : RETARD!
Singer : [singing] Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : Lick my sack!