The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Bullseye Bullwinkle or Destination Moose/Squeeze Play or Invitation to the Trance (1959)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle see the moon men, Gidney and Cloyd] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What are they, Rocky?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I don't know. I've never seen anything like 'em.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe they're congressmen.

• Narrator : And if that weren't bad enough, when the boys were on their way home, the two spies, Boris and Natasha, received their latest instructions.

  Boris Badenov : Don't tell me. Let me guess. I'll bet it says, "Keel Moose", right?

  Natasha Fatale : [reading the secret instructions as they are revealed]  Right.

  Boris Badenov : Okay!

  [Boris cuts a rope, dropping a safe out a hotel window toward an unsuspecting Bullwinkle and Rocky below] 

  Natasha Fatale : ...But in front are two more words: "Do Not".

  Boris Badenov : [reading the full message]  "Do Not Keel Moose"... Oh, Boris, you impetuous boy. What have you done?

  Natasha Fatale : Better yet, what will you do?

  Boris Badenov : Save him! I've got to save him!

  [Boris rushes down several flights of stairs as the safe continues to fall] 

  Narrator : Boris raced to beat the heavy safe to the ground, and he won!

  [the safe lands on top of Boris just outside the hotel entrance, driving him into the ground with a crash] 

  Narrator : ...Almost. The heavy safe drove him into the ground like a tent stake! Bullwinkle's keen mind knew instantly what had happened.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hey, up there! You dropped your safe!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : We'll get the world's greatest hypnotist to come here and...

  [There's a knock at the door] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Who is it?

  [the door opens to reveal Boris and Natasha in disguise] 

  Boris Badenov : It is I, Swami Ben Boris, world's greatest hypnotist.

  [pointing to Natasha] 

  Boris Badenov : This is my assistant.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Haven't we met before?

  Boris Badenov : Were you ever in Cairo?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No...

  Boris Badenov : Well, that's it, then! Neither was I.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Golly, Bullwinkle. People are depending on us. The world's waiting for our discovery. That recipe is locked in your brain, somewheres.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : It is?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yup. All we gotta do is figure out how to get it out. Hey, I've got it! Hypnosis!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hyp-who-sis?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : You'll be hypnotized, and while you're asleep you'll tell us the recipe.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'm gonna talk in my sleep?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yup.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Swell! Usually I just snore.

• Natasha Fatale : Boris, darling, you're alive!

  Boris Badenov : [having been crushed by a safe]  This is living?