The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
The Bars and Stripes Forever/Hello Out There! or There's No Place Like Space (1959)
June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Admiring Woman, Jack's Mother, Giant's Wife, Singing Harp, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Narrator : And of course the real stars of the occasion were the moon men. everybody wanted to look at them.
Admiring Woman : Oh, they're cute!
Narrator : And in the next few days the whole country went moon-mad. Women immediately adopted the moon-man look, beauty shops specialized in moon-man hairdos, pointed heads were all the rage, Gidney and Cloyd were given the key to the city.
Gidney : [gnawing on the key to the city] Delicious.
Narrator : They even made television commercials.
TV Announcer : [narrating over a TV commercial showing a beefed-up Cloyd] ... And this is what the moon men look like after only six weeks at Dick Fanny's.
Cloyd : [narrating over the TV commercial, as the image of Cloyd shape-shifts back to normal] Yeah, we used to look like this.
Narrator : Never have so many been so curious about so few. And pretty soon the pace began to tell on Gidney and Cloyd. They couldn't even eat a meal in peace.
[Gidney and Cloyd sit at a table addressing people off-camera]
Gidney : Hello, Kirk.
Cloyd : Hello, Marilyn.
Gidney : Hello, Governor.
Cloyd : Hello, Cary.
Gidney : Hello, Marlon.
Cloyd : Hello, Roger.
Gidney : Hello, Sophia.
Cloyd : [to Gidney] Hello, Gidney.
Gidney : [back to Cloyd] Hello, Cloyd. Oh, this has gone far enough!
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Gidney : [about the mooseberries] There's only one place in your whole country where it grows.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Where's that?
Gidney : Near a little town called Frostbite Falls.
Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose : Frostbite Falls?
Gidney : You know it?
Rocket J. Squirrel : Know it? It's our hometown.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yep.
[points to a state on a map]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Right here in Minnesota.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, that's Florida.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, if they're gonna keep adding states all the time, they can't expect me to keep up.
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Boris Badenov : Keep your eyes open, Natasha. The submarine should be surfacing any minute.
Natasha Fatale : But, dahlink, how can I see in all this fog?
Boris Badenov : You should have eyes like mine, Natasha. They don't miss one teensy, tinesy little thing.
[the submarine appears beneath Boris and Natasha's rowboat]
Boris Badenov : Big things, yes. But little things, no.