My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck (2007)

John Waters: Walter Hamerick

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• [after Earl has insisted that he wants a traditional funeral] 

  Funeral Director : [disappointed]  A Box, you want a box. You want the Number Three Package, with the Blue suit, the Hillview Plad, Pachelbel's Canon in D on Organ, with the Stargazer Lillies, and a card with the Twenty-Third slam on it.

  Earl : Not the Cannon that Sounds a little Dangerous. Should I just go to Nathanville?

  Funeral Director : No, I'll do it. I need the money, I get sued a lot.