My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck (2007)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

• Earl : He looks happy - probably because you put staples in his face.

• Earl : The computers talkin' to me, it called me Big Dog.

  Joy : It's not the computer talkin', It's somebody in the wide wide world of web.

• Joy : Why do you care so much about this guy anyway?

  Earl : 'Cause he came to visit me last night in my dream.

  Joy : That's just your conscience, stupid. Ignore it. That's how I got through cheating on you all those years. Please, you know how many times I saw you standing on the hood of my car while I was humping Darnell.

• [after Earl has insisted that he wants a traditional funeral] 

  Funeral Director : [disappointed]  A Box, you want a box. You want the Number Three Package, with the Blue suit, the Hillview Plad, Pachelbel's Canon in D on Organ, with the Stargazer Lillies, and a card with the Twenty-Third slam on it.

  Earl : Not the Cannon that Sounds a little Dangerous. Should I just go to Nathanville?

  Funeral Director : No, I'll do it. I need the money, I get sued a lot.