My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck (2007)

Jaime Pressly: Joy Turner

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Quotes 

• Joy : [to the tune of 'Ding Dong the witch is dead']  Ding Dong my witness is dead, my witness is dead, my witness is dead.

• Earl : The computers talkin' to me, it called me Big Dog.

  Joy : It's not the computer talkin', It's somebody in the wide wide world of web.

• Joy : Why do you care so much about this guy anyway?

  Earl : 'Cause he came to visit me last night in my dream.

  Joy : That's just your conscience, stupid. Ignore it. That's how I got through cheating on you all those years. Please, you know how many times I saw you standing on the hood of my car while I was humping Darnell.