Wacky Races (TV Series)

Rhode Island Road Race/The Great Cold Rush Race (1968)

Paul Winchell: Dick Dastardly, Clyde, Pvt. Meekley

Quotes 

• Dick Dastardly : [referring to Penelope Pitstop, of whom is catching up to him]  If there is anything I can't stand, it's a pushy female!

• Dick Dastardly : [referring to Professor Pat Pending, of whom has rescued Penelope Pitstop from Dastardly]  That's another thing I can't stand: A goody good do-gooder!

• [Dick Dastardly uses his "road-hogger" to prevent the Ant Hill Mob and Peter Perfect from passing him. Both the Ant Hill Mob and Peter Perfect are then forced off a cliff] 

  Dick Dastardly : I figured with a little persuasion, they'd be willing to drop out of the race!

• [after being forced off the end off a cliff by Dick Dastardly, the Ant Hill Mob are hanging on to each other] 

  Clyde : Alright, you guys. Pardon the expression, but we gotta hang together.

• [Penelope Pitstop sees an abominable snowman, unaware that it is Dick Dastardly disguised as one] 

  Penelope Pitstop : Well, I do declare, a cute, old, adorable snowman!

  Dick Dastardly : You pronounce it "abominable"!

  [Dastardly roars] 

  Dick Dastardly : Go back!

• Narrator : The Wacky Racers are led by that Dracula of the drag strip, Dick Dastardly!

  Dick Dastardly : I resent that remark!

  Narrator : Do you deny it?

  Dick Dastardly : No, I just resent it!