- Ronald Reznick: Get on the floor, now!
- Dean Winchester: Okay, we're doing that. Just don't shoot anybody, especially not us.
- Ronald Reznick: I knew it, as soon as you two left. You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for, huh? The Men in Black? You working for the Mandroid?
- Sam Winchester: We're not working for the Mandroid!
- Ronald Reznick: You shut up! I ain't talking to you. I don't like you!
- Sam Winchester: Fair enough.
- Dean Winchester: Friggin' cops.
- Sam Winchester: They're just doing their job.
- Dean Winchester: No, they're doing OUR job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: [On the phone with Dean] It's my job to bring you in. Alive's a bonus, but not necessary.
- Dean Winchester: Whoa. Kind of harsh for a Federal Agent, don't cha think?
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Well, you're not the typical suspect, are you, Dean? I want you and Sam out here, unarmed, or we come in. And yes, I know about Sam, too. Bonnie to yo' Clyde.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, that part's true... but how'd you know we were here?
- Dean Winchester: [the guy holding everyone hostage gets a man to search Dean and Sam for weapons, they find a knife on Dean] I'm not just gonna walk in here naked.
- Uniformed Police Officer: Crap.
- Lieutenant Robarts: What?
- Uniformed Police Officer: The feds are here.
- Lieutenant Robarts: Aw, crap.
- Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?
- Dean Winchester: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, Ron's game plan was a bad plan. It was a bit of a crazy plan, but right now, crazy's the only game in town, okay?