- Coreen Fennel: You're a vampire reading about vampirism.
- Henry Fitzroy: Like you've never read a self-help book?
- [the last place Paul Deeds remembers being at]
- Vicki Nelson: He said he was at The Standard, it's a biker bar... it's kind of a...
- Henry Fitzroy: I know it. I don't always Hunt in the Opera circuit. One has to vary one's diet.
- Vicki Nelson: Everybody enjoys a little fast food now and again.
- Vicki Nelson: Did you find out what he was up to?
- Mike Celluci: Is up to.
- Vicki Nelson: What's a verb tense between friends?
- Vicki Nelson: You blew another marriage?
- Paul 'Dirty' Deeds: We're trying to find my lifeless body and you're busting my balls on my marital problems?
- Vicki Nelson: One divorce is a problem; four is a one-man catastrophe zone.