Family Guy (TV Series)
Meet the Quagmires (2007)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Roger the Alien, George Jetson, Orange Ghost
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Quotes
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Brian Griffin : Wow. 18 year old Lois. Son of a bitch.
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Lois Griffin : [while dancing] Something just poked me!
Glen Quagmire : It's ok. It's just my penis.
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[last lines of the episode, as the Griffins sit on the couch after Peter apparently fixed the timeline]
Lois Griffin : Wow, Peter, that's an amazing story. And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you.
Peter Griffin : Me, too, Lois. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again.
[Roger from "American Dad!" walks up to the Griffins]
Roger Smith : Who ate all the pecan sandies?
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Brian Griffin : Hey, I like your dress.
Woman : Get lost, jerk. I'm here with my boyfriend.
Brian Griffin : You mean that quintessential '80's guy, with his collar turned all the way up?
Man : [With a ridiculously high collar] Hey, are you hitting on my girlfriend?
Brian Griffin : No, I was just being friendly.
Man : I can kick your ass, anywhere, anytime!
Brian Griffin : Okay, how about on top of the World Trade Center, September 11th, 2001 at 8 am?
Man : I will be there, pal. You think I'll forget, but I won't!
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Brian Griffin : [to 18-year-old Lois in 1984] I would eat your poo.
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Peter Griffin : [Dancing to Axel F] Neh-neh neh neh neh-neh neh neh. Neh-neh neh neh neh-neh neh. Neh neh neh neh-neh neh and then another neh-neh neh neh-neh.
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Peter Griffin : Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam.