- Lily Aldrin: We'll all have a wedding dress camp-out. It'll be fun.
- Barney Stinson: I can't go. I've got this thing.
- Lily Aldrin: What thing?
- Barney Stinson: A penis.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Barney we're talking about 42 kilometres.
- Ted Mosby: Thanks Canada, I'll take it from here: Barney! It's like 26 miles!
- Lily Aldrin: Marshall used to think he was indestructible.
- Marshall Eriksen: Well, it added up. I've never broken anything, I've never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Ted, tell her the story about the really heavy door.
- Ted Mosby: [to Robin] It was a really heavy door. He opened it.
- Marshall Eriksen: On *one* pull.
- Barney Stinson: My legs don't work. I have ridden the subway twice from end to end. I've been where it turns around. Ted, you don't ever want to see where it turns around.
- Ted Mosby: This penny is over sixty years old. Did you know this penny was minted during World War II?
- Robin Scherbatsky: So was my grandfather, but he's not that interesting either.
- Lily Aldrin: [a marathon runner grabs Lily's water bottle as he runs past her] Hey, that's mine!
- [shouts]
- Lily Aldrin: Yeah, you better run!