Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol (2007 Video Game)

Randy Jackson: Self - Judge

Quotes 

• [seen during the "She Bangs Audition" video in the "Extras" menu as William Hung starts auditioning the "She Bangs" song] 

  William Hung : [singing terribly]  I let her rough me out, till she knocks me out, she walks like she talks like she walks like she talks, She Bangs, She Bangs, Oh baby and she moves, she moves, I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower and she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She Bangs, She Bangs...

  [as the judges laughs and acts goofy throughout William's poor performance] 

  Simon Cowell : [sarcastically and heard enough]  Thank you, thank you.

  [William stops singing] 

  Simon Cowell : William, it's more like for the worse audition this year for being on this...

  Paula Abdul : [sarcastically unhappy]  Mmm...

  Simon Cowell : Whenever you think about it, it's grotesque.

  Paula Abdul : Oh, stop it!

  Randy Jackson : Oh, not grotesque!

  William Hung : Um, I already gave my best and I-I have no regrets at all.

  Paula Abdul : Good for you!

  Randy Jackson : That's good! That's good! That's good!

  Paula Abdul : That's the best attitude you have!

  William Hung : Uh, y-you know, I have no professional training of singing.

  Simon Cowell : [literally]  No. Well, this is a surprise of the century!

  [Randy and Paula laughs] 

  Paula Abdul : William, your'e the best! You're the best!

  [end of "She Bangs Audition" video] 

• [they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in "American Idol" mode] 

  Randy Jackson : Keeping it most real for me. Are you serious, really? No, you're not serious, come on. You're kidding me! That was awful, man. The timing was off and I mean the pitch was all over the place. That was just terrible. What? No, no, no, no, no. Not for me man, sorry that was rough. Laura, what did you think of that?

  Laura : It's not often that I get upset, but tonight I am. I don't think you put any effort into that performance. I just don't think you care! What do you think, Simon?

  Simon Cowell : This is the point in the show where the people at home turned down to volume. It was appalling. Absolutely appalling.

• [they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in "American Idol" mode] 

  Randy Jackson : What's going down, dawg? What up, baby? Wild dawg, I mean I never thought I'd be so speechless man, but, I don't know what else to say, an' I don't know what to say about this, it was just horrible. There's nothing to say. I hate to say it, man, but it was really really bad. So Laura, what do you think?

  Laura : I don't know why you chose that song? Not my sort of song and you did nothing for it. Sorry.

  Simon Cowell : I'll give you some credit. Some of the notes are in tune. Although I think it is probably in luck. The biggest concern for me if I am being honest, is your timing.

• [they say this sometimes when judging your failed song performance in "American Idol" mode] 

  Randy Jackson : So, um, uh...

  [literally] 

  Randy Jackson : Woo, dude all right I'll give you prompts on album, man. That was the worst performance I've ever seen, yet. Seriously, dude. My god, what is going on with your throat? Who's in there, yelling? No, no, no, no, no. Not for me, man. Sorry, that was rough.

  Laura : Whoa, oh my! Everything seems to go wrong here. That was a disaster! I don't think it was good enough.

  Simon Cowell : I suppooooose that's true. Well I had some good news.

  Randy Jackson : Here we go, heh!

  Simon Cowell : The good news is, I doubt I will ever have to hear you sing again. The bad news is, there is zero chance of you making it through to the next round. It was absolutely horrible.

  Randy Jackson : Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!