- Mr. Spacely: [after he barges unannounced into his office] Jetson! Just what do you think you're doing?
- [George takes the cigarette out of Mr. Spacely's holder, lights it, then blows smoke in his face, causing him to sneeze]
- Mr. Spacely: Jetson! You're making me mad!
- George Jetson: Aww, you getting hot under the collar? You need some cooling off.
- [Pours a pitcher of water down the front of Spacely's shirt]
- Mr. Spacely: Jetson! I'm gonna...
- George Jetson: [Grabs him and picks him up to his face] You're gonna what?
- George Jetson: Everything, EVERYTHING you bought goes back to the store.
- Jane Jetson: But George, you said our ship has come in.
- George Jetson: It sunk.
- George Jetson: We've got to think about our old age.
- Elroy: What if we don't reach an old age?
- Judy Jetson: Then we're stuck with all that money.
- George Jetson: Honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday, now what did you do with that?
- Jane Jetson: You didn't give it to me.
- George Jetson: Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear.
- Mr. Spacely: Cogswell has the same jacket.
- Professor Lunar: Impossible. Why I've spent every minute of the last 58 years of my life on this invention.
- Mr. Spacely: Well take a look.
- Professor Lunar: Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
- George Jetson: Jane, this morning you wanted to buy some silverware. Here
- [hands her a wad of cash]
- George Jetson: Get it in gold.
- Jane Jetson: Gold silverware?
- George Jetson: Judy, you wanted some stereo-phonic tapes,
- [Hands her a wad of cash]
- George Jetson: go get yourself a band. Now what can I do for you, son?
- Elroy Jetson: If I had known you were filling requests, I'd have brought a list.
- George Jetson: You wanted a toy space fire engine.
- [Hands him a wad of cash]
- George Jetson: Get yourself a real fire engine.
- [Hands him more cash]
- George Jetson: might as well get yourself a fire too
- Astro: What about re?
- George Jetson: Of course, Astro, you wanted a bone.
- [Hands him a wad of cash]
- George Jetson: Buy yourself a meat market.
- George Jetson: The real George Jetson finally stood up.
- Mr. Spacely: Well, would the real George Jetson care to sit down?
- George Jetson: [after getting squashed in the life jacket]
- [nasally]
- George Jetson: That must have been the vertical. Here comes the horizon-hal!
- George Jetson: I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.
- Mr. Spacely: You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?
- George Jetson: Uh-huh.
- Mr. Spacely: Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.
- George Jetson: You're going to broadcast pictures of my insides?
- Dr. Radius: That's right. The Peek-A-Boo capsule will send back on-the-spot reports of everything.
- George Jetson: You ought to play some background music like, "Liver Come Back to Me", or maybe, "I Get A Kidney Out of You"? How about, "Lung Ago And Far Away"?
- Dr. Radius: Open your mouth, please. That should be easy for you.
- Reporter: Mr. Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests.
- George Jetson: Well, I...
- Mr. Spacely: - I certainly am. Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket.
- Reporter: Oh um, Mr. Spacely, your every thought must be with the courageous man who's risking his life for you.
- Mr. Spacely: Huh? Who's that?
- Reporter: Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.
- Mr. Spacely: Oh him, yeah, I sure am worried about him. He's wearing MY life jacket.
- Cogswell: It's not what you think, Spacely. I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
- Professor Lunar: [Watching George Jetson surprisingly assert himself over Mr. Spacely] Boy, I say. The mouse is now a man. He's just the mous... er, I mean, man we need.
- Mr. Spacely: [Still being held up by George] Oh, yes, of course. you're right Lunar.
- George Jetson: [Puts him down and starts walking out] You don't have to fire me! I quit!
- Mr. Spacely: Fire? Well, uh, who said anything about firing you?
- [Runs over an stops him, pushing back towards his desk]
- Mr. Spacely: Just because you were late this morning? Why, you can be late for the next ten years.
- George Jetson: [to himself] Yeah, I'm going to be late, alright. "The late George Jetson."
- Mr. Spacely: Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn.
- George Jetson: [Thinks he's dying] I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.
- George Jetson: What are you worried about? It's my life.
- Mr. Spacely: Yeah well it's MY life jacket.
- George Jetson: Alright, let'er rip!
- Mr. Spacely: Don't say that!
- Mr. Spacely: [the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed] It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable!
- George Jetson: But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".