Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Close Encounters of the Frog Kind (1984)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• Piggy : [about baby Robin]  He's adorable, just like his Uncle Kermie.

  Kermit : Uncle Kermie? I never asked to be an uncle.

  Skeeter : Kermit! Nobody asks to be an uncle. Your big sister had babies, that makes you an uncle, and the babies are your nieces and nephews.

  Kermit : Oh, that's different.

• Piggy : One day, you and I might have a little tadpole of our own. Wouldn't that be nice, Kermit?

  Kermit : Uh, gee, I, uh, uh...

  Piggy : WOULDN'T IT?

  Kermit : Right. Sure, Piggy.

  Piggy : And we can rock our little polliwog and tell him sweet stories like Piggy in Wonderland.

  Gonzo : You mean Alice in Wonderland, don'tcha?

  Piggy : [grabs Gonzo's nose]  If I meant Alice, I would have said Alice, you nerd!

• Piggy : ["reading" to Robin]  And so Piggy followed the little tadpole down its tadpole hole.

  Piggy : Oh, I'm falling!

  Gonzo : Hold everything! You're not telling the story right, Piggy. The pictures show Alice chasing a white rabbit down a rabbit hole not a tadpole hole.

  Piggy : I say it's a tadpole and he went down a tadpole hole and if you don't want to wind up stuffed in a weirdo hole YOU BETTER KEEP QUIET!