Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark? (1984)
Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter
Quotes
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Piggy : Why are you falling asleep, Bunsen? It won't be dark for hours.
Bunsen : HOURS? I can't wait hours. I haven't slept in 3 days!
Fozzie : Three days? Why not?
Bunsen : [points to Beaker] Him! The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Slime Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I!
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Fozzie : I know. How about trying my method?
Kermit : Gee, I never knew you were afraid of the dark, Fozzie.
Fozzie : I'm not, because of this.
[pulls out his teddy bear]
Fozzie : He keeps me company at night.
Gonzo : You sleep with a teddy bear?
[Gonzo laughs hysterically]
Fozzie : Oh, yeah? What's this?
[Fozzie pulls out Gonzo's toy chick]
Gonzo : [takes his chick back] Give me that! Are you all right, Camilla?
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Gonzo : Hey, Beaker, have you ever tried counting sheep?
Beaker : [nods] Meep meep.
Gonzo : Oh. Well, how about elephants?
Beaker : Meep meep.
Gonzo : Squirrels?
Beaker : Meep meep.
Gonzo : Kangaroo rats?
Fozzie : I always count baby ducks hopping over chili dogs into a bowl of tapioca and bumblebees.
Babies : WHAT?
Fozzie : Never mind.