Muppet Babies (TV Series)

A Punch Line to the Tummy (1990)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• Gonzo : [about the other babies]  Aw, Fozzie, they still like ya. They just hate your jokes.

• Gonzo : [to Fozzie]  Aw, don't worry about Piggy. She's got no sense of humor when it comes to stuffing her face.

• Gonzo : [about Piggy]  That pig has "star" written all over her. Either that or "sumo wrestler."

• [Gonzo had finished asking the other babies about Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Well, do they like me?

  Gonzo : Listen.

  Scooter : [on tape recorder]  I'd take my computer over Fozzie any day.

  Fozzie : Oh, no!

  Gonzo : Heh, uh, well, uh...

  Piggy : [on tape recorder]  Ooh! He's so annoying! Sometimes I wish he'd just go live in a tree!

  Fozzie : Huh?

  Rowlf : [on tape recorder]  Enough to make a grown dog cry!

  Fozzie : Ow.

  Kermit : [on tape recorder]  SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!

  Fozzie : Oh, no. Not Kermit, too.

• Gonzo : Yoohoo, Piggy.

  Piggy : [while blowing a balloon]  What is it, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Uh, I was just curious if Fozzie was sinking in quicksand and you had your prettiest dress on, would you jump in and save him?

  Piggy : WHAT?

  [accidentally lets all the air out of her balloon] 

  Piggy : OOH! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WEIRDO!

• Nanny : [after breaking up the kids' argument]  Would someone mind telling me what this is all about?

  Fozzie : Well, uh, I was just trying to improve my jokes by recording them, and then Gonzo recorded everybody's reactions to my jokes, and then I played back the tape, and, uh, well, listen.

  [Gonzo plays the tape] 

  Rowlf : [on tape recorder]  Boy, talk about nerve!

  Kermit : [on tape recorder]  He sure knows how to ruin a fun time.

  Piggy : [on tape recorder]  Ooh! He's so annoying! Sometimes I wish he'd just go live in a tree!

  Piggy : Hey, wait a minute. I wasn't talking about you, Fozzie. I was talking about Gonzo!

  Kermit : So was I.

  Rowlf : Yeah, Gonzo kept bothering us.

  Skeeter : And forcing us to listen to Fozzie's jokes.

  Scooter : And asking dumb questions.

  Gonzo : But, Nanny, I was only trying to help Fozzie with his act.

  Fozzie : You mean I was mad at you for being mad at me, but you weren't mad at me, you were mad at Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Huh?

  Piggy : Yep, for being a jerk.

  Gonzo : Whoa!

  Nanny : Piggy, if you can't say something nice...

  Piggy : Don't say anything. I know.