- Richie Cunningham: We gotta hurry. If Fonzie's right, Professor Moriarty may attempt to steal the crown jewels at any moment.
- Ralph Malph: And if my coward's intuition is right, were already too late.
- The Fonz: Alright now, who wants to take the second floor?
- Ralph Malph: Not me, Fonz. I'm scared of heights.
- Richie Cunningham: And depths, and shadows, and revolving doors...
- Ralph Malph: Well, it's my strong sense of survival, Rich.