You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Shelley Berman: Zohan's Father

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Quotes 

• Zohan's Father : You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.

• [last lines] 

  Zohan's Father : And this is your Palestinian wife.

  Zohan : Yes papa.

  Zohan's Father : Does she know you're a faygelah?

  [chuckling] 

  Zohan's Father : Congratulations. Now cut my hair...