Green Acres (TV Series)
Lisa's Jam Session (1967)
Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney
Quotes
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Oliver Douglas : [Mr. Haney has a decorated bathtub on the back of his truck] What is that?
Mr. Haney : Eh, what is what?
Oliver Douglas : That monstrosity!
Mr. Haney : Mr. Douglas, may I shake your hand?
Oliver Douglas : What for?
Mr. Haney : You show that to a hundred people and probably not more than one of 'em will recognize it as a genuine Monstrositi. That is the work of Fedeccini Monstrositi, the last of the great Italian bathtub makers.
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Mr. Haney : Now, just take a look at what I got on my truck. Maybe some item will tickle your fancy. That is, if you've got a ticklish fancy.
[laughs]
Mr. Haney : Always like to start the dickering with a joke!
Oliver Douglas : Yeah, well, it's not much of a joke and we are not dickering.