Green Acres (TV Series)

Lisa's Jam Session (1967)

Barbara Pepper: Doris Ziffel

Quotes 

• Doris Ziffel : Oh, I know: men. First they marry you. Then they want you to make beds, make supper, make bisquits, make jam! They don't want wives, they want makin' machines. Boy, it's tough being a woman.

  Lisa Douglas : It sure is. But I don't know how to do anything else.