- Mayor Pothole McPhucker: Well done! First place! First place! Brilliant! Just look at that face
- [photo of Lumpus]
- Mayor Pothole McPhucker: ! Just look at that thing protruding...
- [meaning statue of Piercely R. Prickly]
- Mayor Pothole McPhucker: [realizing Lazlo's float is made of stolen objects] Oh, for the love of...!
- Robert [PPTV reporter]: [seeing Mayor McPhucker] Oh, for the love of...!
- Scoutmaster Wesley: [seeing Mayor McPhucker] Oh, for the love of...!