Ramona (TV Series)

Mystery Meal (1988)

Sarah Polley: Ramona

Quotes 

• Beezus : Mother, this meat has bumps on it!

  Dory Quimby : It does.

  Ramona : Wait a minute. This isn't pot roast. I wondered why it wasn't stringy.

  Beezus : What is this?

  Ramona : It's mystery meat!

• Beezus : [about her dinner]  Picky-Picky can have mine.

  Bob Quimby : Is that so? All right, you want to give your dinner to the cat. Fine.

  Ramona : Really?

  Bob Quimby : Be my guest. But when you're hungry in a couple of hours, you can get Picky-Picky to make you a snack.

  Beezus : But Daddy, it's cow's tongue!

  Bob Quimby : In fact, forget it. After dinner, this kitchen is closed. This is not a restaurant that your mother runs for your convenience.

• Beezus : It's ground-up tongue. This certainly looks delicious, Mother.

  Ramona : Yeah, I can't wait to eat it.

  Dory Quimby : [to Mr. Quimby]  Our children have lost their minds.