The Sopranos (TV Series)
Remember When (2007)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Hey, Tone. Remember when we all rented that house down the Shore? With the bedbugs? Heh, heh.
Tony Soprano : [nods]
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : Summer of '78. Carlo, Silvio, Frankie Napoli.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Place up the beach. Sonny Spits from the Bronx rented it? That's where that hippie kid "mysteriously" drowned during that party. Heh, heh.
Tony Soprano : [glares at Paulie]
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : Hey, Tony. You OK?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You sure, T? You're being kinda quiet.
Tony Soprano : Well, it's 'cause, uh, "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation.
Tony Soprano : [gets up and leaves]
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Tony Soprano : You know, no offense but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What?
Tony Soprano : Tourette's Syndrome. Seriously. "Heh, heh. Heh, heh." Maybe you got a tic or somethin'?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't know. Like some people grind their teeth. When I'm nervous, tense or somethin'.
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Anika : How do you know Peter?
Tony Soprano : Who Peter? Beansie? An old friend from the neighborhood.
Anika : So the other guy, the one with the white hair thingies, what's his name again?
Tony Soprano : Paulie.
[grimaces]
Anika : Right. What is he, like, your best friend?
Tony Soprano : He say that?
Anika : I just figured the way he was talking. Honestly, I thought he was your dad at first.
Tony Soprano : There was a time when I wished he was. He used to work for my dad.
Anika : I know he told me.
Tony Soprano : [looks angry]
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Tony Soprano : [Referring to Paulie] you should've seen him out there, he could handle himself his got the balls of twenty year old, his my friend but can't stop, his such a bladder mouth, he asks me not tell anyone about his prostate I say "sure" then he tells everybody
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : He was always like that, You forgot, one time I fell asleep while he was on the phone, I wake up twenty minutes later and he was still going
Tony Soprano : I've got to say, it concerns me lately
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : People live alone and they get like that it's sad
Tony Soprano : [Referring to Beanie's wife] you married a good woman the way she stood by you?
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : That's what Paulie doesn't have and I'm speaking to your point, his got no wife and no kids
Tony Soprano : His got so steady income stream either, except for Barone which is coming to an end, I told him if you can't legitimate income your vulnerable to the Feds he don't do shit about it
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : I think you're worrying for nothing
Tony Soprano : Things are going great finally, maybe I'm just waiting "for the other shoe to drop"
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : All I know is Paulie Gualtieri is a standup guy
Tony Soprano : Has he been ever to the test? He had this painting in his house, I was all dressed up as a general
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : [laughing] I heard about that
Tony Soprano : It pissed me off I thought it was a fucking joke but now I don't think it was
Peter 'Beansie' Gaeta : He loves Tony, your all his got, you, the guys, and his image
Tony Soprano : I love him too
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while watching the FBI excavate the basement of the location where Tony carried out his first hit] Danny says he hears its Larry Barese's been talking. A lot of work for a dead fuckin bookie. You made "your bones" with that kid huh?
Tony Soprano : Yeah
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Old Zeepa Pean's house: you were shaky a little but you did good. I remember telling you your old man. Twenty-five years T, its possible there's nothing left
Tony Soprano : There'd be bones, teeth
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What're we going to do?
Tony Soprano : [Implying they're going to leave town until the attention and heat passes] we're going to pack our toothbrushes
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : this is nice, huh? A little road trip, just you and me: all things considered of course
Tony Soprano : just like the old days
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to the first person Tony killed] Willie fuckin Overall. After all these years...
Tony Soprano : yeah
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I remember driving around with that prick in the trunk looking for a spot. What was it like, a week before AJ was born, right?
Tony Soprano : no, Meadow
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : nice she's gonna be a doctor
Tony Soprano : yeah
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : remember we took you to Lugers after? Me, Puss, Ralphie?
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Tony Soprano : [while on a fishing boat] What, you're not hungry?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : My fuckin stomach
Tony Soprano : When you went down below, I thought I saw a whale
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : No shit
Tony Soprano : Made me think of Ginny Sack
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [amused] Heh
Tony Soprano : That joke Ralph made about her, that was some funny shit: gotta have a sense of humor, right?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Yeah
Tony Soprano : I heard she took some office job, selling insurance. It was you who told him, right? It's no big deal, I can hardly resist
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Grapevine, I don't know
Tony Soprano : yeah
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : He was a funny prick, that Ralph, Gladiator fixation, the time he hit Georgie in the eye with the chain
Tony Soprano : I would've loved to see John's face when he heard that crack. Always holier than now because he didn't fuck other women
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while in the restaurant inside a hotel] Your dad, boy, him and me made this trip a thousand times back in the sixties
Tony Soprano : He had a "piece" of that dog track, right?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Among other things. This one time, my first trip ever, we're going through Georgia, his got a fifty-nine Eldorado, with the fins
Tony Soprano : With the Biarritz, he used to let me steer
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm like twenty at the time, I'm a kid, never been five miles out of Newark. Anyway, I'm driving, we get pulled over, state trooper with the hat and fuckin sunglasses. I got no driver's license
Tony Soprano : [amused] Of course not
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm shitting a brick. This is the deep fuckin south we're in and we're Italian, I turn to your dad "What do I tell this prick? "Relax", he says, tell him "Your cousin's on the job", gives me a southern sounding name, guy comes over, "My cousin's a state trooper too", I tell him. "Maybe you know him?" "What's his name? Barney Fife, the prick gives me a shot, I don't know what the fuck hit me, your dad's pissing himself. I mean, I never watch TV, how the fuck do I know, right?
Tony Soprano : So, what happened?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Your dad had to "duke" the guy a hundred fuckin dollars, probably a month's salary in those days
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You know I remember you around that time, when I was bad, my dad used to threaten me with he was gonna get uncle Paulie to come "get" me
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [chuckles] Fuckin Johnny Boy, huh? He loved you, my friend. I remember the night you were born, only time I ever saw him cry
Tony Soprano : It's funny, you know, I never knew where I stood with him, like he didn't believe in me or something?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You fuckin kidding? He trusted you enough to give you the Willie Overall thing, you were what? Twenty-four?
Tony Soprano : twenty-two
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : So, there you go then