- [last lines]
- Steph Woodcock: Huh, we got it back sweetie.
- Jeff Woodcock: Would you look at that!
- Steph Woodcock: You know what? I never should've given it away in the first place. I'm really sorry.
- Jeff Woodcock: Oh, no! Look baby, I... I overreacted, it was just, you know, we were getting married and my mother, the woman who bore me took a day off from the bottling factory and took the bus downtown and dug deep into her heart and her bank account and bought us this.
- Steph Woodcock: Hey! What's this sticker on the back?
- Jeff Woodcock: Thank you for trying out for Wheel Of Fortune, please enjoy this consolation prize.
- [pause]
- Jeff Woodcock: It's a re-gift... that bitch!
- [first lines]
- Cofeld: Okay, okay.
- [Grunts]
- Cofeld: Hey Eddie, hey man w-would you scratch my back?
- Eddie Stark: Um... no.
- Cofeld: Why not?
- Eddie Stark: Because guys don't scratch other guys' backs. It crosses the line.
- Cofeld: What line?
- Eddie Stark: The my finger's touching your body, line.
- [last lines]
- Jeff Woodcock: [entering] Hey man!
- Eddie Stark: Hey.
- Jeff Woodcock: Do you want me to scratch your back?
- Eddie Stark: Double-claw me but don't tell anyone.
- Jeff Woodcock: [scratching Eddie's back] Hey how about you do me after?
- [first lines]
- Jeff Woodcock: So, huh, you guys just invited us over for brunch? It's strangely friendly of you.
- Joy Stark: We just wanted to thank you for that awesome cappuccino maker that you got us.
- Jeff Woodcock: [surprised] Cappuccino maker? Well right, yeah, you're, huh, you're
- [confused glance at Steph]
- Jeff Woodcock: welcome.
- Joy Stark: So great! Now our kitchen looks juts like the Williams-Sonoma catalog, except for, you know, us.