Family Guy (TV Series)

Boys Do Cry (2007)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Old Lady

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey, Lois, did you say something?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, just that I think you're gonna love this cake.

  Stewie Griffin : [undercover in drag]  None for me, thanks; it's gonna go straight to my vagina.

  Stewie Griffin : [aside to Brian]  That's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?

• [Lois has brought Stewie, who is disguised as a girl, to a toddler beauty pageant] 

  Stewie Griffin : What the hell are we doing here? What is this place?

  Lois Griffin : Welcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie. This is what you do in Texas.

  Stewie Griffin : Ah, yes... lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.