Family Guy (TV Series)
McStroke (2008)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : [on Peter's new mustache] I think it's handsome.
Brian Griffin : I think it's gay.
Peter Griffin : Oh yeah? Well, if I'm gay then Freddie Mercury was gay.
Brian Griffin : Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? He was incredibly gay!
Peter Griffin : He was not. He had a mustache. That's practically like having a wedding band.
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Peter Griffin : Black guy mail!
Lois Griffin : Peter, you're just supposed to pick up Cleveland's mail, not go through it.
Peter Griffin : Lois, black people are different than you and I. And me, I find that hilarious.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, have you seen Brian?
Peter Griffin : [muffled voice] No, Lois. I have not.
Lois Griffin : Well, I haven't seen him since this morning, and I...
[looks at Peter's face]
Lois Griffin : What is that on your head?
[Peter turns around to reveal Brian duct-taped to his face]
Peter Griffin : It's a mustache, Lois! What? You never seen a mustache before?
Brian Griffin : Lois, would you mind calling the police or something?
Peter Griffin : Quiet, mustache!
Lois Griffin : Oh my God, Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing, but get a grip on yourself. Let Brian down!
Peter Griffin : No! I'm not living my life without a mustache! Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo-gas.
[Brian farts]
Peter Griffin : Mustache fart.