Family Guy (TV Series)

McStroke (2008)

Camille Guaty: Lisa, Donna

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : [comes in the school to the popular kids]  Hey, hey, what's up Lucas?

  [Lucas just looks at Stewie form a brief moment then turns away] 

  Stewie Griffin : What the hell's your problem? Hey, Logan, what's going on?

  [Logan also looks at Stewie then turns away as well] 

  Stewie Griffin : [confused]  What the hell is going on here?

  Donna : [smiles teasingly]  Nothing, baby penis!

  [the kids suddenly laugh at Stewie] 

  Stewie Griffin : Well, yes, I have a baby...

  [now realizes this] 

  Stewie Griffin : [lowly]  Ohhhhh...

  [now act childishly] 

  Stewie Griffin : Well, for your information, I don't want a big penis! I think they're messy!

  [Stewie angrily walks up to Connie] 

  Stewie Griffin : Well, you've affectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you? You're a disgrace, you know that?

  Connie D'Amico : Hey, you're the one with the tiny penis.

  Stewie Griffin : [sighs]  You know, Connie, look, you're right. I behaved like a fool, and I apologize. But before I go, could I maybe have one last kiss.

  Connie D'Amico : [goes uneasy]  Well, I guess so.

  [Connie leans down to Stewie and closes her eyes to kiss him, but without warning, Stewie vengefully begins to get out of his disguise and strip himself naked before grabbing Connie's face and kiss her by force] 

  Stewie Griffin : LOOK! This girl is making out with a baby--a NUDE baby!

  [Many high schoolers rush over and gasp in shock seeing this, two policeman immediately place Connie under arrest] 

  Connie D'Amico : [shouts and gets taken away]  Hey!

  [the high schoolers then look at Stewie and realize the truth] 

  Stewie Griffin : [proudly]  That's right, to hell with you all! I am who I am!

  [And with that, Stewie sashays to the door with many shocked studetns staring at him]