- Mammoth: You must be Spyro the Dragon! Red tell me to stop you!
- Spyro the Dragon: Fat chance! I've beaten bigger baddies than you! All I have to do is run around you a few times, while i figure out your weakness. Then i just hit you three times and...
- [Mammoth steps on Spyro]
- Zoe: Hey there, Spyro! When I zap you with my wand like this...
- [Zaps Spyro with her wand]
- Zoe: ... your current position and progress is saved. Also, you lose a million brain cells.
- Spyro the Dragon: Wow! A million brain cells? That seems excessively destructive...
- [Zoe zaps him again]
- Spyro the Dragon: Urgh! That seems kinda bad...
- [Zoe zaps him a third time]
- Spyro the Dragon: Okay! Okay! It's cool.
- The Professor: Spyro, this is an activation pad for my latest invention... The Ball Gadget! Of course, to operate it you'll need to collect eight Power Stars.
- Spyro the Dragon: Power Stars? I've never even heard of those.
- The Professor: Oh. Then how about red coins? No? Heart Pieces?
- [Spyro briefly looks at the player]
- The Professor: Gold tokens? I'm at a loss Spyro. What exactly do you need to collect?
- Spyro the Dragon: Ahh, I don't know. Light Gems?
- The Professor: Fine. You need eight Light Gems.
- Blink: My name's Blink... Blink the mole.
- Spyro the Dragon: A mole, huh? Do you know the Professor?
- Blink: What? You think because i'm a mole I must know every other mole in the world?
- Spyro the Dragon: Uhhhh...
- Blink: I'm just kidding ya. The Professor's my uncle.
- Spyro the Dragon: [Trapped in a cage hanging from the ceiling] Oh, Hunter, am I glad to see you! Do you think you can get me down?
- Hunter: Yeah, just hang in there, buddy.
- Spyro the Dragon: [Sarcastically] Ha ha, very funny.
- Red: Oh how cosy! So Spyro, you returned to fight me again...? And do you think I will allow you to win this time?
- Spyro the Dragon: Yeah, whatever. You're not so much of a challenge, I'm sure I can do it again.
- Red: Ahh, poor naive Spyro. You obviously don't know that I always get my way.
- Spyro the Dragon: Hey who's Red?
- Tomas: Ah, Red was once an Elder like myself. I'd tell you the whole, but i'm old and I take a really long time to tell stories... So, how I about I just tell you how to destroy the Dark Gems instead?
- Spyro the Dragon: Whew, close one.
- Moneybags: Hello, Spyro. This is a remote Shop Pad. You can get things here for the same price you'de get in the main shop. Plus shipping, destination charge, convenience fee and teleport taxes. Heeheehee! Happy shopping!