Pete McCarthy: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin : So, eh, what appears to be the problem, sir?

  Ben : No need to call me sir, Kevin, just treat me like a normal member of the public.

  Kevin : Well, that's what we call all members of the public, sir.

  Ben : What?

  Kevin : Sir, sir.

  Ben : You know what they call members of the public in America, Kevin? Asshole! Punk, Gob breath, Slime-Ball.

  Kevin : Don't think it'll ever catch on in the home county, sir.

• Ivy : What is your desk sergeant's name?

  Kevin : Sarge.

  Ivy : His Christian name.

  Kevin : Mornin', I suppose.