Killer Movie (2008)

Al Santos: Luke

Quotes 

• Mike : [mocks Luke]  Oh, hey, excuse me, Coach stick-up-your-ass, do you think I might massage your penis for a few minutes so I too can get a work out?

  Luke : Is it hard being such a douchebag all the time?

  Mike : Uh, no. No, I actually kinda like it.

  Luke : Loser.