- Warrick Brown: Fire in the hole!
- [Warrick fires gun]
- Nick Stokes: [flinching] You're supposed to let me get these things on.
- [he indicates the muffs around his neck]
- Warrick Brown: Hey, you were supposed to be ready. I don't know man. Maybe it would work out better if Tina was someone who did what we did. At least she'd understand the hours.
- Nick Stokes: Well, I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea to date someone you work with. You never really get to get away from work, or them the way you need to.
- Warrick Brown: You mean like you and me, Baby?
- Nick Stokes: Yeah exactly, Honey.
- Sara Sidle: [laying in bed watching Godzilla together] I always feel sorry for the monster.
- Gil Grissom: Then you better turn it off before they use the oxygen destroyer on him.
- Nick Stokes: [pointing to his fingers] Want my theory? This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, and this little piggy had China.
- Sara Sidle: Hi.
- Nick Stokes: Hey.
- Sara Sidle: What are you doing?
- Nick Stokes: Well, I read about this farmer in Canada who killed a bunch of women and fed them to his pigs.
- Sara Sidle: Oh.
- Nick Stokes: Yeah, their health department had to put out a bulletin that said "Warning, your pork may be contaminated with human."
- Sara Sidle: I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian.
- David Phillips: [looking at stuffed head] This is a career first.
- Warrick Brown: A little tip for you. The new Mrs. Phillips doesn't need to hear that.
- David Phillips: Are you kidding me, she'll want to hear every detail. Why do you think I married her?
- Gil Grissom: Did you know that pigs are very intelligent animals? Right behind chimps, dolphins, and elephants.
- Warrick Brown: Ahead of dogs?
- Gil Grissom: And certain politicians.
- Gil Grissom: Do you believe that intelligent life exists on other planets?
- Sara Sidle: I'm not sure there's intelligent life on this planet; I just was in the barn.
- Catherine Willows: Hey Greg. you up for a bite?
- [Greg laughs maniacally]
- Greg Sanders: [soberly] No. I am on antibiotics, I had a tetanus shot. I'm having a pretty bad year.
- Catherine Willows: Oh it's only a bad year if you do a bad job Greg. You're having a great year.
- [she winks at him, Greg rolls his eyes]
- Preston: China was sucking the life out of me. She deserved none of what she wanted and all of what she got in the end. I'm glad it took a long time for her to die. I can only imagine the pain.
- Captain Jim Brass: You know, everytime I think about leaving this job, a guy like you comes along and reminds me why I can't.