Wacky Races (TV Series)

Speeding for Smogland/Race Rally to Raleigh (1968)

Paul Winchell: Dick Dastardly, Clyde, Pvt. Meekley

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Quotes 

• Dick Dastardly : [after losing yet another race]  Oh, who wanted to win this old race, anyway? I did! I wanted to win this race! I never get to win a race!

• Dick Dastardly : [watches Red Max fly over a trap that he has set up]  That was a dirty trick! To escape my dirty trick!

• Dick Dastardly : All's fair in love and races!

• Dick Dastardly : [after discovering a King Arthur movie set]  I've always wanted to be a director. So... I'll start by directing the other Wacky Racers into trouble!

  [chuckles]