The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Second Coming (2007)
Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : I'm depressed.
Carmela Soprano : I'm telling you. Don't you start now.
Tony Soprano : What does that mean?
Carmela Soprano : It means what it means. I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit.
Tony Soprano : Bullshit? It's an illness and it's fuckin' hereditary.
Carmela Soprano : Thank you, I know. I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.
Tony Soprano : Oh, you think it's a joke?
Carmela Soprano : Am I laughing?
Tony Soprano : Well, then what are you sayin'?
Carmela Soprano : He didn't get it from my family. That's all I'm gonna say.
Tony Soprano : Your family don't even talk. Your father's so bottled up it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left.
Carmela Soprano : Yeah, as opposed to yours.
Tony Soprano : At least my father was out front about what was botherin' him.
Carmela Soprano : Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.
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Kelli Moltisanti : [while having dinner] I used to love that house, but now... it's so big, especially at night
Tony Soprano : You know if you're afraid, all you gotta do is call, aright? Two minutes, I'll be over
Kelli Moltisanti : [to him and Carmela] I know, you've been so great: both of you
Carmela Soprano : Meadow had another mystery date
Kelli Moltisanti : That sounds exciting
Tony Soprano : [to AJ] What're you doing? Sit
Carmela Soprano : I made your favorite: Steak Pizzaiola
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : You know they spray virus on beef, rather than clean out the rat shit out of the slaughter houses?
Carmela Soprano : [surprised] What is this now?
Tony Soprano : [irritated] Jesus Christ
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : It's true, read the paper
Tony Soprano : I do read the paper: never heard that
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I'm not talking about the sports page and the FDA, they approved a virus spray because it kills a similar bacteria found on meat
Tony Soprano : Must be a good thing then?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Yeah, for the meatpackers: the fucking God and the bottom line
Tony Soprano : [gestures to Kelli and Caitlin, referring to Christopher's death] That's enough, we're trying to eat here and your upsetting people that been through a tragedy
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Fine, bury your head in the sand
Tony Soprano : [angrily] How about I bury your head in that fuckin wall instead?
Carmela Soprano : Tony...
Tony Soprano : [yells to AJ as AJ walks away, referring to AJ's lack of academic discipline, sarcastically] Twenty years he won't crack a book, all of a sudden, he's the world's foremost authority!
Carmela Soprano : Well, at least his getting an education
Tony Soprano : An education is getting a better job
Carmela Soprano : His actually reading: this can't be bad
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Tony Soprano : [when seeing her opening a parcel] What's that?
Carmela Soprano : I got a mysterious package: postmarked Las Vegas
Carmela Soprano : [after opening the gift box, reading the brand name, and seeing the expensive watch] Baume & Mercier, oh my God, this is so beautiful
Tony Soprano : [shows her the inscription on the back of the watch] I had it engraved, here
Carmela Soprano : [reading the engraving] You are my life, love T
Tony Soprano : [referring to the limited space on the watch] they couldn't fit Tony
Carmela Soprano : [jokingly, pats him on the stomach] I believe that, thank you but I don't know what it's for?
Tony Soprano : Like I said, I was sorry I had to go out to Vegas when I did
Carmela Soprano : Once you said you had to take care of Christopher's business interests, God knows Kelli will need the money: the baby
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Tony Soprano : [referring to the story of his father shooting a bullet through his mother's beehive hair style out of anger] Oh, I knew it, I was wondering how it gonna take before you threw that up at me?
Carmela Soprano : Your amazing, you know that? In high school you were the happy go lucky rascal, the comedian, the rapscallion, but all of that was bullshit, wasn't it?
Tony Soprano : [sarcastically] Oh, poor you, you got married under false pretenses
Carmela Soprano : You've been playing the depression card until it's worn to shreds, now you've got our son doing it
Tony Soprano : [raises his voice, surprised] Card?
Carmela Soprano : You heard me
Tony Soprano : Oh, it's all me, huh? Our sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it?
Carmela Soprano : It wears you down is all I'm saying, do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day with someone who's constantly complaining?
Tony Soprano : [before she throws the expensive watch, he bought her at him] Fuck you!