The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Second Coming (2007)
Robert Iler: A.J. Soprano
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Quotes
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Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I was watching CNN. This story about these kids in some Iraqi hospital. How the burn unit doesn't have the right medicine or something. And then they show this story about some mall in Minnesota and these gigantic, fat people buying stuff and eating all this shit. You know, it's like my parents. You should see our house, this stupid coffee maker they got, media room. You know, then there's Blanca. Her kid hardly talks. She can't afford to send him to a decent school.
Dr. Richard Vogel : You think your feelings about Blanca in any way relate to this African boy?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : She's not black!... I mean... she's pretty tan.
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Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [to Carmela] You know, it's always what you think, isn't it? It's never how I feel.
Tony Soprano : Oh, poor you. It's all your mother fault, isn't it?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I didn't say that.
Tony Soprano : You're a mama's boy.
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Kelli Moltisanti : [while having dinner] I used to love that house, but now... it's so big, especially at night
Tony Soprano : You know if you're afraid, all you gotta do is call, aright? Two minutes, I'll be over
Kelli Moltisanti : [to him and Carmela] I know, you've been so great: both of you
Carmela Soprano : Meadow had another mystery date
Kelli Moltisanti : That sounds exciting
Tony Soprano : [to AJ] What're you doing? Sit
Carmela Soprano : I made your favorite: Steak Pizzaiola
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : You know they spray virus on beef, rather than clean out the rat shit out of the slaughter houses?
Carmela Soprano : [surprised] What is this now?
Tony Soprano : [irritated] Jesus Christ
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : It's true, read the paper
Tony Soprano : I do read the paper: never heard that
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I'm not talking about the sports page and the FDA, they approved a virus spray because it kills a similar bacteria found on meat
Tony Soprano : Must be a good thing then?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Yeah, for the meatpackers: the fucking God and the bottom line
Tony Soprano : [gestures to Kelli and Caitlin, referring to Christopher's death] That's enough, we're trying to eat here and your upsetting people that been through a tragedy
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Fine, bury your head in the sand
Tony Soprano : [angrily] How about I bury your head in that fuckin wall instead?
Carmela Soprano : Tony...
Tony Soprano : [yells to AJ as AJ walks away, referring to AJ's lack of academic discipline, sarcastically] Twenty years he won't crack a book, all of a sudden, he's the world's foremost authority!
Carmela Soprano : Well, at least his getting an education
Tony Soprano : An education is getting a better job
Carmela Soprano : His actually reading: this can't be bad
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Meadow Soprano : [after entering his room] I was just watching Borat on cable: you can watch it fifty times and it's still hilarious when he brings that lady his shit
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [uninterested] It wasn't fair to the people involved
Meadow Soprano : You loved it when it came out
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [changing the subject] What'd you want?
Meadow Soprano : How was your exam?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I didn't take it
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [before she tries to turn off his stereo] Hey, leave that, ok? Thank you
Meadow Soprano : [after sitting on his bed] Why didn't you take the test?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Because I dropped out, ok?
Meadow Soprano : [surprised] What's going on with you?
Meadow Soprano : [when he doesn't respond, referring to his fiancée ending their engagement] I'm your sister, you have to talk to me. Is it still about Blanca?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I don't know anymore
Meadow Soprano : I know how you feel, ok? When Finn and I split, I cried every day for like a month
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : You realize we're gonna bomb Iran?
Meadow Soprano : You don't know that
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : You watch with Bush, before he leaves Office, you know him, right?
Meadow Soprano : Ok, you need to learn to shut stuff out
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Are you crazy? Do you hear what we're talking about?
Meadow Soprano : You say that but I come in here and you're surfing the web for porn
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [irritated, before opening the screen to his laptop] It's not porn
Meadow Soprano : [after she sees the website his currently viewing, confused] Al Jazeera?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Don't you ever feel like there's never a point to any of this?
Meadow Soprano : [adamantly] Why don't you try setting goals for yourself? Maybe you should move out?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [sarcastically, referring to his depression] oh, right, in my condition? I can't "hold" a job
Meadow Soprano : Jesus, there has to be something you can do
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I'm ill, I'm on medication
Meadow Soprano : Millions of people take Lexapro
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I need mom's cooking: it could mess with my blood chemistry
Meadow Soprano : Did mom and dad know you dropped out?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : No and don't tell them
Meadow Soprano : I took time off, remember? They broke my balls but it really wasn't so bad
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : [sarcastically] Of course not, you're their "pet"
Meadow Soprano : We're Italian, you're their son, do you have any idea what that means?
Meadow Soprano : [when he doesn't respond] You'll always be more important
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Dr. Richard Vogel : you must've seen fights before, your friends beating up the African kid, why do you think it's been impossible to shake?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : they had my back with all the shit with Blanca: they care about me
Dr. Richard Vogel : did you try to stop the beating?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I'm one individual, what could I do? I know kids on Lexapro and they say it's great and I still feel like shit, why can't I catch a fuckin break?
Dr. Richard Vogel : your classes, how are you enjoying those?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : English is boring, the other is kind of interesting but it's pretty depressing
Dr. Richard Vogel : the Israeli Palestinian conflict?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : people blowing each other up because their God says their allowed to live in a certain patch of fuckin sand and other people's God says their supposed to live there. Maybe I shouldn't have taken it?
Dr. Richard Vogel : you seem to be taking it all personally?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : these Mujahideen assholes, like in Indonesia, they wanna kill everybody
Dr. Richard Vogel : have you considered writing about your experience with this Somali boy? A short story perhaps?
Anthony Soprano, Jr. : why would I do that?
Dr. Richard Vogel : it might help clarify your feelings?