. . . sums up what SHOULD be the plot for a picture titled ALADDIN'S LAMP, when you translate the original Arabic into American. However, in this culturally insensitive rendering of a classic tale, a clueless bimbo scarfs up the priceless lighting fixture for a mere fiver. This fickle female proceeds to throw the lantern of which dreams are made on the trash heap before she has time to be wised up to its main feature. This is what happens when a dude is willing to settle for the 99-cent Olive Oil from a middle shelf at Pig-Lee Wig-Lee rather than sending a trusted subordinate to Sicily to secure a fifth of the extra verge-inn variety.