Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
God, That's Good (2007)
James Denton: Mike Delfino
Quotes
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Mike Delfino : [Mike walks into Carlos' room, Edie is hiding next to the door]
[whispering]
Mike Delfino : So uh... you got a girl in here?
Carlos Solis : No, why?
Mike Delfino : Because when I came home, I thought I heard sex noises.
Carlos Solis : Nah, that was just me!
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Susan Mayer : Did I mention that Maggie is an amazing chef? We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.
Maggie Gilroy : Stop. So, um, Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?
Mike Delfino : Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.
Maggie Gilroy : So you were in prison?
Susan Mayer : He was totally innocent.
Mike Delfino : Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned to death, and her blood wound up on my wrench.
Maggie Gilroy : Oh, my god.
Susan Mayer : But he was cleared. All charges dropped. Here. Eat this.
[She shoves an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth]
Maggie Gilroy : It's just so awful. I mean, to go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.
Mike Delfino : Oh, it was just a few months. Now my first stretch for manslaughter... that was brutal.