Hannah Montana (TV Series)
I Am Hannah, Hear Me Croak (2007)
Jason Earles: Jackson Stewart
Quotes
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Jackson Stewart : Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before, and she not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart... and when your heart breaks, Baby Sis, so does mine.
Miley Stewart : [hands Robbie Ray the board]
Robbie Stewart : [reads] You got a hot date for the concert, don't ya, Jerkson?
Miley Stewart : [turns her head to Jackson]
Jackson Stewart : Dad?
Robbie Stewart : She wrote it.
[points to Miley]
Jackson Stewart : I can't believe you think I'm that selfish that I'll put my own...
Robbie Stewart : What's her name?
Jackson Stewart : Jenny, and she's a total babe.
Miley Stewart : [looks at Jackson, disgusted]
Jackson Stewart : So put a cork in it, Froggy. I got a lot riding on this.
Robbie Stewart : Uh uh uh... use the pad.
[hands her the board]
Miley Stewart : [hits Jackson With it]
Jackson Stewart : [rubs Arm]
Robbie Stewart : Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Jackson Stewart : Besides, what do you think's gonna happen? Just as the surgery's about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hot dog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines, the lights go off in the operating room and the next thing you know, you're spending the rest of your life singing like Aunt Pearl after she swallowed that kazoo, remember?
[Imitates kazoo]
Miley Stewart : Oh no! I'm not gonna be Hannah Montana again all because of a giant weiner!
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Jackson Stewart : [buttering toast] You want some toast, I bet you do.
Robbie Stewart : Please add some jam and butter too.
Jackson Stewart : We're out of grape, so sad. It's all your fault, you bad dad.
Robbie Stewart : You know what, son?
Jackson Stewart : Yeah, dad?
Robbie Stewart : You got nerve!