- Larry 3000: [seeing the destroyed Statue of Liberty] You maniacs! You blew it all up!
- [He sobs hysterically]
- Buck Tuddrussel: Sheesh, Larry, I never seen you take anything so hard.
- Larry 3000: Hey, you're right. Oh, here's the problem. My emotion regulator was set on compassion. How embarrassing.
- Past Buck, Larry 3000, Past Larry, Otto Osworth, Past Otto: [seeing Buck squash a fly] Tuddrussel!
- [Tuddrussel has been carried off by a giant fly]
- Larry 3000: Hold on!
- Otto Osworth: Hit him!
- King: When he swallows you, try to give him indigestion!
- [Larry and Otto look at him angrily]
- King: What?
- Buck Tuddrussel: This is a mad house!... A MAD HOUSE!
- Larry 3000: Ya' finished?
- Buck Tuddrussel: Pretty much...
- [Larry and Otto hide behind some rocks, near where Sitting Bull is. Larry projects an image of his desired feather duster into the air]
- Larry 3000: Sitting Bull...
- Sitting Bull: [gasping] A vision!
- Larry 3000: That's right. I'm your ancestor. Your great uncle... oh, Morty.
- Sitting Bull: I don't remember any Great Uncle Morty.
- Larry 3000: Silence! Respect your elders. You have angered me with your dancing and ridiculous clothes, and that putrid hair dye and nauseating gloan.
- Sitting Bull: I was just doing what you commanded me to.
- Larry 3000: Smells like something you pay a buck for in a men's room dispenser.
- Sitting Bull: I am sorry, Great Uncle Morty. I was just trying to get funky fresh and kick it to the curb.
- Larry 3000: And talk about desperate. All that cheap jewellery. Ugh. "Look, at me. Oh, I'm Sitting Bull. I'm so hip."