30 Rock (TV Series)

Hiatus (2007)

Elaine Stritch: Colleen Donaghy

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• Colleen Donaghy : Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.

• Colleen : Well, well, well, well, well. Ha ha, this must be the one. Phoebe! Welcome!

  Jack Donaghy : No, no, no.

  Liz Lemon : No. I...

  Jack Donaghy : Welcome, welcome, welcome!

  Jack Donaghy : Mother, mother, this is not Phoebe.

  Liz Lemon : No, no.

  Colleen : This is not Phoebe? Well, why the hell not? I mean, she's perfect. Character, she's got strength of character. And I'll tell you something else. She's got a good, solid, baby bucket. You are a sassy old broad, aren't you?

• Phoebe : No, no there has to be some sort of mistake. I'm his fiancée!

  Hannah : I'm sorry. You're not family and you're not his emergency contact. His mother can go in if she wants to.

  Colleen : Oh, no! I'm not going in there. I go in there, I get bird flu, I don't come out.