- Liz Lemon: [gasping at Dr. Spaceman covered in blood] Ah!
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: What? This? No, no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening, and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.
- Liz Lemon: All right, I'll go. But I want a lobster!
- Jack Donaghy: Okay.
- Liz Lemon: I want two lobsters! Totaling five pounds of lobster meat!
- Jack Donaghy: Maybe this is the drugs talking, but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show and say, "Sock it to me."
- Colleen: Well, well, well, well, well. Ha ha, this must be the one. Phoebe! Welcome!
- Jack Donaghy: No, no, no.
- Liz Lemon: No. I...
- Jack Donaghy: Welcome, welcome, welcome!
- Jack Donaghy: Mother, mother, this is not Phoebe.
- Liz Lemon: No, no.
- Colleen: This is not Phoebe? Well, why the hell not? I mean, she's perfect. Character, she's got strength of character. And I'll tell you something else. She's got a good, solid, baby bucket. You are a sassy old broad, aren't you?