- Liz Lemon: [stampedes into the writers' desk after finding out that her sandwich is missing, with a statue in her hand] Where's my sandwich?
- Tracy Jordan: Lutz made us do it!
- Lutz: No it was Frank.
- Frank: Lie! It was you!
- [the three of them begin to overlap]
- Kenneth Parcell: Stop it! This is all my fault, Miss Lemon, because I let it happen. And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for a good man to do nothing.
- Tracy Jordan: Please aks my permission before you quote me, Kenneth.
- Liz Lemon: I don't know how, but you're gonna get me another sandwich. Or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin!
- [shouting]
- Liz Lemon: You'll all have chins!
- Alarm Clock: After last night's freak snowfall, it's 90 and humid. In other global warming news, a tornado hit downtown Detroit putting out several fires.
- Frank: Hey, can you make the teamsters tell us where they make those sandwiches?
- Jack Donaghy: Only if you beat them at a drinking contest. It's in their contract.
- Floyd: [calling after Lemon] Don't you deprive the good people of Cleveland an Ikea! You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!
- Kenneth Parcell: This is all my fault, Miss Lemon, because I let it happen. And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
- Tracy Jordan: Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth.