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Tracy Jordan : I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon.
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Tracy Jordan : The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from "Sesame Street," they're members too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
Liz Lemon : Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "interweb."
Tracy Jordan : Right, uh-huh. Make fun of me all you want, Liz Lemon. Do you know they'll ruin anybody who they think are making black people look bad? They tanked 50 Cent's movie. The blew out Terrell Owens' ankle. And they canceled Eddie Murphy's Oscar, 'cause he ran out on Scary Spice. And now they're after Tracy Jordan!
