- Andrew Van De Kamp: Mom, I'm gonna take these bowls to the kitchen...
- Bree: Oh! thanks, dear.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: With you... What are you doing?
- Bree: Oh, I'm trying to stay out of the way of all the sparks that are flying...
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Sparks? The man is twice my age.
- Bree: Yes, but he's also... he's got a great sense of... OK, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Oh my God.
- Bree: And poor Walter just had his heart broken, so if it takes you being nice to hime to have our house fixed...
- Andrew Van De Kamp: You're pimping me out for a new roof?
- Bree: And windows... and I'm not pimping you out, I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man who happens to be an excellent roofer.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Look, if by kindness you mean sex...
- Bree: Watch your mouth, I would never suggest that. You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them, I've done it all my life. Andrew, I have got to get back into my house, and you're my only hope.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Fine, for you I'll flirt, I'll flatter and I'll charm.
- Bree: Bless you...
- Andrew Van De Kamp: And in exchange... I expect a 60-inch flat-screen TV.
- Bree: Fine. And if you can get him to come on time and under budget, I'll throw in surround sound.
- [Parker walks in while Lynette and Mrs. McCluskey ar cleaning up Ida Greenburg's things]
- Parker Scavo: Daddy said you where over here, can I help?
- Lynette Scavo: [kisses him on the head] Ohh, mwa, mwa, mwa! You realise we're cleaning, right? We're not eating candy.
- Karen McCluskey: That's sweet Parker, but we've got everything under control here if you wanna go play.
- Parker Scavo: No, I wanna do something nice for Mrs. Greenburg. She sorta saved my life.
- Lynette Scavo: What do you mean?
- Parker Scavo: When the house was shaking and daddy was passed out by his asthma Mrs. Greenburg made us all go under the stairs.
- Lynette Scavo: But that's not where they found her.
- Parker Scavo: Yeah, there wasn't enough room for her. She said she be okay in the corner!
- Karen McCluskey: Uh, Parker you wanna help? Ida has some ice cream in the freezer that needs eating before it goes bad.
- Bree: [Bree is trying to set Andrew up with their contractor, hinting at him] Oh yes, he just broke up with his life partner, TODD... who he was GAY WITH.
- Katherine Mayfair: What are you still doing here? I thought you found a motel room.
- Adam Mayfair: I did, but I wanted to set something straight before I go. I'm not leaving before you want me to, I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you.
- Katherine Mayfair: Oh, is that how we're gonna play this? Fine, whatever, you're leaving me.
- Adam Mayfair: I am, and here's why. You blamed what happened on your ex-husband, and I believed you. You told me it was all his fault, and then I find out it was yours. We are about even in the betrayal department now. In fact, I think you win.
- Lynette Scavo: She saved my kids. She's this amazing woman, and I never bothered to get to know her. So, yeah, I sprinkled her ashes. But it would have been nice to do something before she was ashes.
- Karen McCluskey: That's a lesson we all got to learn over and over. Appreciate people while we still got them.
- Lynette Scavo: Yep. Third strike? What were the first two?
- Karen McCluskey: It's a long story that requires a pitcher of beer and a dark bar.
- Lynette Scavo: I got time for that.