- Flash Gordon: You, you can't just move in here.
- Baylin: Well, I am.
- Flash Gordon: You're, you're an alien from another planet.
- Baylin: So are you.
- Dr. Hans Zarkov: It's just a matter of time before she gets caught. And when she gets caught, she'll talk. And when she talks everyone will know about rifts and Ming's rift generator and then it's just a matter of time before we build out own and from there it's just a hop, skip and a jump to annihilation, oblivion, the end of time and space and everything and everyone!
- Dale Arden: He's spinning again.
- Rankol: I know what it's like to live apart from your people, to be trapped in filth, commanded by others, feeling your strength ebbing day after day.
- Rankol: If you return victorious, you will have your freedom. But if you fail, you will wish for a swift death.
- Dr. Hans Zarkov: I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is I may have got the rift blaster working again, all we need now is a rift to test it on.
- Flash Gordon: The bad news?
- Dr. Hans Zarkov: We have a rift to test it on.
- Joe Wylee: They just found the body of a murdered security guard at the shipyard in North Harbor.
- Joely Lavant: You know, a picnic at a crime scene sounds pretty romantic!
- Dale Arden: Cute. Let's go.
- Ming the Merciless: We can't have Verdin running all over Earth. Until the time comes, the less they know of us the better.
- Dale Arden: So, you've never slashed someone's chest open before?
- Baylin: Of course. But only when necessary.
- Dale Arden: I'm sleeping sound tonight!
- Flash Gordon: Hey, what'd I say? Think positively.
- Dr. Hans Zarkov: Yeah, in the meantime I'll just try to forget the fact that I could be attacked by an interdimensional assassin at any moment.
- Flash Gordon: The last time I saw you, you tortured me with some sort of electric forcefield thingamajiggy!
- Baylin: But I did not kill you.
- Flash Gordon: Oh, that's a compelling argument.
- Joe Wylee: Alright sir, so how positive are you about this hulking beast with the laserwhip?
- Dale Arden: And aren't you the same gentleman who reported seeing an invisible girl eating potato salad?
- Park Ranger: I guess it's just one of those days. The truth is, I think they're both some kind of extra-terrestrial types.
- Dale Arden: Aliens with a taste for potato salad?
- Park Ranger: The invasion is coming.