Las Vegas (TV Series)

Secrets, Lies and Lamaze (2008)

Vanessa Marcil: Sam Marquez

Quotes 

• Polly Nguyen : I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine.

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : How much.

  Polly Nguyen : You say how much.

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Five hundred.

  Polly Nguyen : No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client.

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : A thousand, come on.

  Polly Nguyen : Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.

• [Leaving traffic school] 

  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Oh thank God that's over.

  Polly Nguyen : Yeah, start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room.