Las Vegas (TV Series)
Secrets, Lies and Lamaze (2008)
Suzanne Whang: Polly
Quotes
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Polly Nguyen : I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : How much.
Polly Nguyen : You say how much.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Five hundred.
Polly Nguyen : No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : A thousand, come on.
Polly Nguyen : Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.
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Polly Nguyen : We be here all day, you told me ten minute. I going to punch you in the ovary.
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[Leaving traffic school]
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Oh thank God that's over.
Polly Nguyen : Yeah, start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room.
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Polly Nguyen : [On being told by a female judge she must attend traffic court] Oh, no, preeze ma'am. I give you free wax. Mustache. You need.